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Mi Libertad (Un Tango)

● I incorporated all the techniques I've learned into this Tango. I hope you classical guitarists out there enjoy playing it. Comments are welcome. (Click To Enlarge Pg.1) (Click To Enlarge Pg.2) (Click To Enlarge Pg.3) Enjoy! ●

The Adventures of Shimmy - True Friends

Genesis on Facebook

Genesis. The first book in The Bible.

World War II In A Nutshell

WWII Germany invades Czechoslovakia. Britain & France tell them to stop that bullsh*t. Germany invades Poland. (Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.) Britain & France declare war. This is the 'official' kick-off. Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.) Axis forces go through Europe like a hot knife through butter. Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.) UK holds out. Russia & the USA don't do sh*t. Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the f***ing resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.) Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more. Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl H

Ezekiel Bread

So you want some Ezekiel 4:9 bread huh? Ezekiel 4:9 (Full passage) 9 "Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels [ a ] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin [ b ] of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel." 13 The LORD said, "In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them." 14 Then I said, "Not so, Sovereign LORD! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No unclean meat has ever entered my mouth." 15 "Very well," he said, "I will let you bake your bread over cow manure instead of human excr

La La Land & The Real World

Unrealistic Israeli Cell Phone Advert is quite disgusting as they play football with the unseen, faceless horde on the opposite side of a 10 meter wall. And here is a proportionate response. Palestinians made their own ad in response to the Israeli cell phone ad. One side is armed to the teeth with tanks and Apache helicopters while the other side scrambles in the streets.

French Cube

Carre D'etolles Moving Front Door Kitchen Living Area Toilet Shower & Closet Loft View Loft Bed Layout

GRUDGE™ Holders

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Save the Planet

Lobbying Simplified

● A sking those who've learned how to game the system to change the system, is like asking the fox to re-design the chicken coop. Now you know. ●

The Worlds Oldest Remote Control

How come when men do it it's lying?

B ig busts no longer are the exclusive province of women with the Ript Fusion, a body-sculpting undershirt. RipT - Fusion:

Spaceport in Mexico

T his is the first commercial spaceport in the world located in Mexico with hanger and terminal facility aiming to launch individual citizens into space for profit. This taxpayer-funded project worth around $200 million comprises a 10,000-foot runway to fly the airplane with the spacecraft that will break free into 62 miles of space before returning to the base. The flights are designed to last around two hours including 5 minutes of gravity free condition. Seems like science fiction? Around 250 people are ready to pay $200,000 each for a trip during early next year. What do you think now? Yucatan, the location of the agency’s commercial space tourism launch station, is geographically ideal for frequent commercial use because it’s situated directly under the equator. The close proximity into space means shuttles could carry more weight and save on fuel costs at the same time. The spaceport is envisioned to work as an airport with different routes where aerospace companies will lease bu

If Extraterrestrial Civilizations Are Monitoring Our TV

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Things To Say During Sex

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Caps Lock has a new name.