Thursday, July 30, 2009

Mi Libertad (Un Tango)


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I incorporated all the techniques I've learned into this Tango. I hope you classical guitarists out there enjoy playing it. Comments are welcome.

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MAKE ART NOT WAR YOU SONS A BITCHES!

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MAKE ART NOT WAR YOU SONS A BITCHES!

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MAKE ART NOT WAR YOU SONS A BITCHES!

Enjoy!
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Adventures of Shimmy - True Friends



Monday, July 27, 2009

Pink Moon

by:Nick Drake

Resurrectasong:


Sunday, July 26, 2009

Genesis on Facebook



Genesis. The first book in The Bible.







Thursday, July 23, 2009

World War II In A Nutshell




















WWII

  • Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
  • Britain & France tell them to stop that bullsh*t.
  • Germany invades Poland. (Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
  • Britain & France declare war. This is the 'official' kick-off.
  • Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)
  • Axis forces go through Europe like a hot knife through butter.
  • Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
  • UK holds out.
  • Russia & the USA don't do sh*t.
  • Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the f***ing resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
  • Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more.
  • Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
  • Suddenly the US doesn't think it's funny any more.
  • The USA tools up the world, 'cause it's got more factories than everybody else put together, & they're out of bomber range.
  • Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia's enormous & bloody freezing.
  • Allies invade on D-Day... 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)
  • Hitler ends up smoldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
  • The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets 'o sunshine on Japan.
  • Russians steal half of Europe.
  • UK's spent almost every penny it had.
  • US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so. 

The Russian army taking over the Reichstag building in Germany during WWII

More on WWII in the form of a podcast: 
Ghosts of the Ostfront: Part I
Ghosts of the Ostfront: Part II
Ghosts of the Ostfront: Part III
Ghosts of the Ostfront: Part IV
("Ostfront" means "Eastern Front")




    Ezekiel Bread


    So you want some Ezekiel 4:9 bread huh?



    Ezekiel 4:9 (Full passage)

    9 "Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels [a] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin [b] of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel." 13 The LORD said, "In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them."
    14 Then I said, "Not so, Sovereign LORD! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No unclean meat has ever entered my mouth."
    15 "Very well," he said, "I will let you bake your bread over cow manure instead of human excrement."
    16 He then said to me: "Son of man, I will cut off the supply of food in Jerusalem. The people will eat rationed food in anxiety and drink rationed water in despair, 17 for food and water will be scarce. They will be appalled at the sight of each other and will waste away because of [c] their sin.
    Footnotes:
    1. Ezekiel 4:10 That is, about 8 ounces (about 0.2 kilogram)
    2. Ezekiel 4:11 That is, about 2/3 quart (about 0.6 liter)
    3. Ezekiel 4:17 Or away in


    Wednesday, July 22, 2009

    La La Land & The Real World

    Unrealistic Israeli Cell Phone Advert is quite disgusting as they play football with the unseen, faceless horde on the opposite side of a 10 meter wall.




    And here is a proportionate response. Palestinians made their own ad in response to the Israeli cell phone ad.





    One side is armed to the teeth with tanks and Apache helicopters while the other side scrambles in the streets.

    Friday, July 17, 2009

    French Cube

    Carre D'etolles



    Moving


    Front Door


    Kitchen


    Living Area


    Toilet


    Shower & Closet


    Loft View


    Loft Bed


    Layout

    Monday, July 13, 2009

    GRUDGE™ Holders


    Now you can hold your grudges for LIFE! With the assurance of our life-time-guarantee*






    Sunday, July 12, 2009

    Save the Planet











    Lobbying Simplified

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    Asking those who've learned how to game the system to change the system, is like asking the fox to re-design the chicken coop.




    Now you know.


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    Thursday, July 09, 2009

    The Worlds Oldest Remote Control

    Monday, July 06, 2009

    Video that will make any negative emotion or thought go away



    I found a video that will make any negative emotion or thought go away.



    How come when men do it it's lying?


    B
    ig busts no longer are the exclusive province of women with the Ript Fusion, a body-sculpting undershirt.




    RipT - Fusion: http://www.riptfusion.com/

    Spaceport in Mexico

    This is the first commercial spaceport in the world located in Mexico with hanger and terminal facility aiming to launch individual citizens into space for profit. This taxpayer-funded project worth around $200 million comprises a 10,000-foot runway to fly the airplane with the spacecraft that will break free into 62 miles of space before returning to the base. The flights are designed to last around two hours including 5 minutes of gravity free condition. Seems like science fiction? Around 250 people are ready to pay $200,000 each for a trip during early next year. What do you think now?



    Yucatan, the location of the agency’s commercial space tourism launch station, is geographically ideal for frequent commercial use because it’s situated directly under the equator.
    The close proximity into space means shuttles could carry more weight and save on fuel costs at the same time.



    The spaceport is envisioned to work as an airport with different routes where aerospace companies will lease building and hanger space it's not just about space tourism, additionally, it will also include other business ventures like communication projects and medical research. According to the state officials, the site will facilitate around 500 construction jobs and will spark the economic development, tourism and education for generations. The runway of the project is estimated to finish next summer and the hanger and terminal should be prepared for tenants during the end of 2010.







    Notes: http://www.recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080921/A_NEWS/809210314


    Sunday, July 05, 2009

    If Extraterrestrial Civilizations Are Monitoring Our TV



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    Thursday, July 02, 2009

    Things To Say During Sex



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    Caps Lock has a new name.