Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Future-Man Knows...

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Monday, October 12, 2009

All You Need Is Love - The Beatles

So... I ran into the song "All You Need Is Love" by The Beatles on line the other day. As I watched John Lennon chew on gum between verses (Nom, nom, nom) and the rest of the band played along. I couldn't help but notice that this song makes little to NO SENSE! How about "All You Need Is To Make Sense" by Lennon/McCartney/Flores? I've posted the lyrics below and highlighted the only line in the verse which makes some sense. The chorus makes some sense too, "All you need is love", but that's such an easy thing to believe when your name is Paul McCartney, half the worlds female population are throwing their nickers at you, and your royalty checks are rolling in with six zeros. (Wipes rotten tomatoes off face)






Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.(WTF?)
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung. (WTF?)
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game - It's easy.(WTF?)
There's nothing you can make that can't be made. (WTF?)
No one you can save that can't be saved. (WTF?)
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time - It's easy.(WTF!!?)
 
All you need is love, all you need is love, love is all you need.
 
There's nothing you can know that isn't known. 
Nothing you can see that isn't shown. (WTF?)
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be. It's easy.
(WTF!!!? Hello Afghanistan.)
 
All you need is love, all you need is love, love is all you need.


Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Power of Television At Radiology Oncology


Bachianas Brasileiras No.5 - Hector Villa-Lobos

I'm one of the many musicians who play music in hospitals for the organization "Body & Soul, The Art of Healing." So I walk into the Radiology Oncology building say hi to the visible staff and get to playing music. I start with a somber piece "Bachianas Brazileiras No.5, by Hector Villa-Lobos"
All is going well, the people smile, I like it. An elder couple walks in sits and listens as they wait. The woman seems pleased with the music as I continue playing. Then this man comes in and changes the channel on the television from some Country Crock commercial to FOX News. No big deal this happens all the time here... Suddenly a man standing at the front desk holding a Zip-Lock bag full of pill bottles says "Woah! What happened?" as he gawks at the television. I look over at the TV and the elder couple excitedly get up and they fumble over each other (I thought they were going to trip over one another) to get a closer look at the grainy footage of a kid beating the crap out of another kid on a school bus. So I decided to take a photo of this precious moment.

"Uh-oh" I think to myself. "Here we go." Glancing back and forth from my beautifully hand crafted guitar neck to the T.V. I proceed to watch the video of this school bus beating. They play it, and play it again. Then a panel of three well dressed News anchors comment on it. I can't make out what they're saying as my guitar is much louder on my side of the room. Then they go back to the beating. I decide to play a little Flamenco in the spirit of this fiery moment. Then the billion dollar network switches back to the anchors who comment some more, but now they're playing the footage in slow motion as I improvise over E Major and F Major. They kept repeating the video over and over again, "And now lets watch it, but backwards and in slow motion". I wanted to stop playing and loudly ask "And what are we supposed to do about this? I think we should turn the TV off." But, I'm sure that would be quite offensive to the staff and waiting patients in the ironic light of some kid getting his face pummeled.

Violence happens to people every day, I don't see the point in repeating stuff like this over and over again. Should this be an epidemic, a sudden outbreak where every 20th school bus across the nation was having a beating in it. Then I'd say that's news worthy of a billion dollar network. Otherwise this News belongs only in the community in which it happened, as we can't do anything from here but gawk, and it isn't showing us how awful the world is. It's merely showing us how awful THAT school bus was (but television makes the world right?). So I continued providing soundtrack music to the re-play, and slow motion re-play of the video until it came time for me to leave.



Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Zero House

Let's do this.
(This is one of several home designs I'm considering.)

D
esigned by Scott Specht studio architecture Spect Harpman Architects, the “Zero House” is a prefabricated house of 200 square meters totally autonomous and environmentally friendly. The roof is made of solar panels that provides electricity so you don’t have to worry about electricity and the power is then stored in a battery backup. Once completely charged, the home can run efficiently for one week without a hint of sunlight. The roof and also includes a tank of rainwater harvesting over 10 cubic meters. The ground floor when it is equipped with a unit of waste composting. The rest of the house features energy saving design strategies including ample daylighting (led lights are used for artificial light requirements), incredibly energy efficient wall assemblies (r-58 in fact), triple glazed windows, and a compact design (reducing overall energy requirements).











Saturday, August 15, 2009

I CAN HAZ CELLO?







Lets see how long it takes me to play this...


Friday, August 07, 2009

Boss Man



Boss Man

Boss Man secured himself a new space
Boss man moved up in rank
Then Boss Man let a dark man take his place
Boss Man always owned the house, the land, the press
And minorities still clean up Boss Mans mess I guess

All this money changing hands
While Boss Man sends us to the sands
And Boss Man left for distant lands

Cause this here job of rakin' leaves
Is here because of Boss Mans trees
Trees he planted long ago
From seeds he'll never sow
As long as Boss Man runs the show

G.Flores

Note: http://disposablewebpage.com/turn?page=Hi0REvorO1






Sunday, August 02, 2009

Dear Aliens

UFO TOP SECRET DISCLOSURE EXPOSED & BANNED BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT!




(Click the paper for full view)

I love you I love you I love you!


Note: http://www.goliathflores.com-a.googlepages.com/AlienTV.PNG



Saturday, August 01, 2009

Bugsy Malone

1976

A gangster movie where all the gangsters are children. Instead of real bullets they use "splurge guns" that cover the victim in cream. The story tells of the rise of "Bugsy Malone" and the battle for power between "Fat Sam" and "Dandy Dan".


Starring: Scott Baio (Bugsy Malone) & Jodie Foster (Talullah)


Movie Clip: You Give A Little Love


Full Movie Here: http://youtu.be/49fKPUiEKfY





Mind is blow.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Mi Libertad (Un Tango)


www.GoliathFlores.com

I incorporated all the techniques I've learned into this Tango. I hope you classical guitarists out there enjoy playing it. Comments are welcome.

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MAKE ART NOT WAR YOU SONS A BITCHES!

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MAKE ART NOT WAR YOU SONS A BITCHES!

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MAKE ART NOT WAR YOU SONS A BITCHES!

Enjoy!
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Adventures of Shimmy - True Friends



Monday, July 27, 2009

Pink Moon

by:Nick Drake

Resurrectasong:


Sunday, July 26, 2009

Genesis on Facebook



Genesis. The first book in The Bible.







Thursday, July 23, 2009

World War II In A Nutshell




















WWII

  • Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
  • Britain & France tell them to stop that bullsh*t.
  • Germany invades Poland. (Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
  • Britain & France declare war. This is the 'official' kick-off.
  • Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)
  • Axis forces go through Europe like a hot knife through butter.
  • Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
  • UK holds out.
  • Russia & the USA don't do sh*t.
  • Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the f***ing resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
  • Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more.
  • Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
  • Suddenly the US doesn't think it's funny any more.
  • The USA tools up the world, 'cause it's got more factories than everybody else put together, & they're out of bomber range.
  • Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia's enormous & bloody freezing.
  • Allies invade on D-Day... 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)
  • Hitler ends up smoldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
  • The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets 'o sunshine on Japan.
  • Russians steal half of Europe.
  • UK's spent almost every penny it had.
  • US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so. 

The Russian army taking over the Reichstag building in Germany during WWII

More on WWII in the form of a podcast: 
Ghosts of the Ostfront: Part I
Ghosts of the Ostfront: Part II
Ghosts of the Ostfront: Part III
Ghosts of the Ostfront: Part IV
("Ostfront" means "Eastern Front")




    Ezekiel Bread


    So you want some Ezekiel 4:9 bread huh?



    Ezekiel 4:9 (Full passage)

    9 "Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels [a] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin [b] of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel." 13 The LORD said, "In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them."
    14 Then I said, "Not so, Sovereign LORD! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No unclean meat has ever entered my mouth."
    15 "Very well," he said, "I will let you bake your bread over cow manure instead of human excrement."
    16 He then said to me: "Son of man, I will cut off the supply of food in Jerusalem. The people will eat rationed food in anxiety and drink rationed water in despair, 17 for food and water will be scarce. They will be appalled at the sight of each other and will waste away because of [c] their sin.
    Footnotes:
    1. Ezekiel 4:10 That is, about 8 ounces (about 0.2 kilogram)
    2. Ezekiel 4:11 That is, about 2/3 quart (about 0.6 liter)
    3. Ezekiel 4:17 Or away in


    Wednesday, July 22, 2009

    La La Land & The Real World

    Unrealistic Israeli Cell Phone Advert is quite disgusting as they play football with the unseen, faceless horde on the opposite side of a 10 meter wall.




    And here is a proportionate response. Palestinians made their own ad in response to the Israeli cell phone ad.





    One side is armed to the teeth with tanks and Apache helicopters while the other side scrambles in the streets.

    Friday, July 17, 2009

    French Cube

    Carre D'etolles



    Moving


    Front Door


    Kitchen


    Living Area


    Toilet


    Shower & Closet


    Loft View


    Loft Bed


    Layout

    Monday, July 13, 2009

    GRUDGE™ Holders


    Now you can hold your grudges for LIFE! With the assurance of our life-time-guarantee*






    Sunday, July 12, 2009

    Save the Planet











    Lobbying Simplified

    www.GoliathFlores.com

    Asking those who've learned how to game the system to change the system, is like asking the fox to re-design the chicken coop.




    Now you know.


    www.GoliathFlores.com


    Thursday, July 09, 2009

    The Worlds Oldest Remote Control

    Monday, July 06, 2009

    Video that will make any negative emotion or thought go away



    I found a video that will make any negative emotion or thought go away.



    How come when men do it it's lying?


    B
    ig busts no longer are the exclusive province of women with the Ript Fusion, a body-sculpting undershirt.




    RipT - Fusion: http://www.riptfusion.com/

    Spaceport in Mexico

    This is the first commercial spaceport in the world located in Mexico with hanger and terminal facility aiming to launch individual citizens into space for profit. This taxpayer-funded project worth around $200 million comprises a 10,000-foot runway to fly the airplane with the spacecraft that will break free into 62 miles of space before returning to the base. The flights are designed to last around two hours including 5 minutes of gravity free condition. Seems like science fiction? Around 250 people are ready to pay $200,000 each for a trip during early next year. What do you think now?



    Yucatan, the location of the agency’s commercial space tourism launch station, is geographically ideal for frequent commercial use because it’s situated directly under the equator.
    The close proximity into space means shuttles could carry more weight and save on fuel costs at the same time.



    The spaceport is envisioned to work as an airport with different routes where aerospace companies will lease building and hanger space it's not just about space tourism, additionally, it will also include other business ventures like communication projects and medical research. According to the state officials, the site will facilitate around 500 construction jobs and will spark the economic development, tourism and education for generations. The runway of the project is estimated to finish next summer and the hanger and terminal should be prepared for tenants during the end of 2010.







    Notes: http://www.recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080921/A_NEWS/809210314